Pews, Plans, Precautions, Hangboard, Membership!
Nosotros never slacks. We’re working our tail off to maintain revenue, safety, and community! Throughout April, we’ve provided personal phone calls, outdoor climbing on our Sanitized Solo Wall, virtual engagement through our group chat and game nights, plus physical, intellectual, and spiritual fitness through our Zoom groups - all while renovating the gyms so we can return better! Below is more!
Pews
We’re selling pews!
Plans
The Governor spoke on Monday. We can’t reopen on Friday, May 1. It’s incredibly hard for us to swallow that. We’re so sorry. We’re hoping for a mid-May reopening!
Precautions
We’re getting the world’s first Hygienic Chalk! This ’sanitizer liquid hand chalk’ has 80% alcohol and keeps hands and holds clean! Which is perfect. It’s just available to purchase from gyms. They retail for $19.
Hangboard
Have you heard we started Ohio’s first Hangboard League! It’s $5 per week to participate. Each week is a new team competition. This week we have Team Beer vs Team Margs with nearly 50 participants! It’s neck and neck! You would not believe the positive feedback we’re getting - it’s a blast! Next week will be a new face-off between Team Meat vs Team Veggie! Choose your team based on your diet. Who’s really stronger? Prizes include 20% off the next week’s comp + the top contributor gets a $20 giftcard to either Woodstock BBQ or Cleveland Vegan! Sign up now!
Membership
We’re selling memberships during the shutdown! Why? Because we’re working hard! We have a lot to offer! And there’s nothing else to do! Pay half dues to get our weekly giveaways, Sanitized Solo Wall and group chat. Pay full dues to get everything plus Zoom Groups and FREE Hangboard League Entry!
Sanitized Solo Wall - A clean outdoor climbing wall that our members have full access to seven days a week!
Group Chat - Virtual community is available if you need it! Feel free to post your favorite GIF!
Zoom Groups - Fully paying members get morning workouts, abs class, and yoga class every day!
Hangboard League - Our League is $5 per week, $20 per month. But, fully paying members now get free entry for as long as we're closed!
If you’re already a member, please take this short survey that asks what you’d like to do with your May dues! You can keep your answer from April, upgrade, or downgrade. If we get no response, we’ll continue with your April selection.